From   What 'D Ya Say? 

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     Having dozed in front of the TV, Wilhelm’s eyes snap open in response to the rhythmic flashing and he proceeds to the door to welcome his guest. 

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     “What took you so long, you old codger?” Gunther shouts, “were you in the head?” 

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     “No, I wasn’t in bed.  What are you doing here?” 

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     “No, I don’t want a beer.  We’re going to the mall.” 

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     “The Hall?  You mean the Lyons?” 

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     “Why would I be lying?  We talked about this last week, remember?” 

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     “Why are you bringing up September?  That’s months away.  I thought we’re going to the shore next week.  And I thought we were going to the mall this week to get new things to wear.” 

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     “What’s wrong with my hair?  Oh, come on, I’ll wait for you in the car.” 

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     “What?  You’re going far?  Where?  Aren’t we going to the mall?”